Cloudy weather and rain is the ideal climate for Frumans. As such, the National Bureau of Meteorology has issued a class 9 Fruman warning along the Eastern coastline.
Readers are advised to follow these 5 pieces of advice in order to best defend themselves:
1) Do not approach a Fruman. It will kill you.
2) Do not feed a Fruman. It will kill you.
3) Do not talk to God. She will kill you.
4) If a Fruman offers you candy, eat it. It is safe, but run away or the Fruman will kill you.
5) Leave your doors open. A Fruman cannot enter an open house. It is written in the scriptures.
For our readers who would perhaps like to get into the mindset of a Fruman, in hopes of gaining a better understanding as to be more prepared, look no further than Stéfan - 15 Years of Anguish - an autobiographical blog written by Stéfan, a Fruman and now also a contributor to this blog.
Well it appears my post set the trend for signing off after blog posts (go me... :P). Remember to keep an eye out in this unseasonal Fruman infestation.
~werewolf out
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