Bringing The Hammer Down

Um... Hi?

I'm new here, I guess. Just thought I'd, y'know drop by & introduce myself and stuff. So yeah hi.

I guess I should forewarn you though: Expect nothing big from me. Given my track record over at my other other blog, I won't be posting all that regularly. Especially since my computer died and posting from my iPod is a bitch.

So um yeah.
~Sledgehammer out

The Forums Are Online!

Stéfan would usually not post on such a feeble site as this, but this is a special occasion:

You can now talk about 'Just Keep Breathing', 'The Other Blog', 'The Chronicles of Doom', 'The Blog of the Sledgehammer', 'Oblique Evaluation' and 'Stéfan - 15 Years of Anguish' on the new forums! Visit them at http://frankie.freeforums.org/.

You can also talk about other things in the forums there. If you want something in there, don't hesitate to ask Josef.
~Stéfan out

The Ironic Mystique of Being Attacked By a Muffin

Everyone likes muffin fanfiction. Right?

You don't? And you don't either, sir? But I assure you, this muffin fanfiction is of the highest quality! It has blueberries! And children being hurt! And jokes involving fecal matter! Everyone enjoys those types of jokes!

*Sigh* Well, I tried. If you, however, are one of the esoteric few in the upper echelons of life that truly appreciates classy fiction of the sort, I request you make haste to my blog.

http://thechildrenwillbeharmed.blogspot.com/

There it is. In all it's two-post glory. Yes, I'm aware I'm openly advertising my blog in your face. So Ryoke out. Or whatever you do when you finish these types of posts. Fine, fine, I'll do it properly for the sake of consistency.

~Ryoke out